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ponett:

it’s so funny to me when people try to use the “but 3d animation is hard :-(” excuse to justify the rapunzel clones because like. while that’s true, that’s not the reason why they all look alike. it’s for marketing. disney could afford to pay for an extra modeler or two to fix the faces if they really wanted to. like do you people realize how many billions of dollars disney makes in a year? do people even realize how massive of a corporation disney is

i live in florida so i know about this but i don’t know how well known this is outside of florida, but. disney literally owns a town in florida. no joke. a whole town populated by 8000 people right next to disney world. it’s called celebration and disney founded it in the ’90s and it’s fucking creepy. everything about the town was carefully crafted by disney to make it as picturesque as possible. almost every single thing in the town, every piece of architecture and every sign and manhole cover and streetlight. all designed by people hired by disney. even the houses. people are only allowed to paint their houses disney-approved colors in celebration so that they don’t ruin the art design. they hire people to work there like they hire people to work at disney world. they’re considered actors. disney literally tried to create this fucking creepy americana utopia like columbia from bioshock infinite or some shit but in real life. this place is real. it exists. it’s like an hour and a half away from my house

what was i talking about again

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itsverdande:

Imagine a kid raised in Night Vale going to college in another state.

"What do you mean, let’s go study in the library? Do you have a death wish or something? Do you WANT to be eaten by the librarians?”

"Yeah, I never skipped classes in high school. One of my friends got tazed by the Sheriff’s Secret Police going over the fence, though. What, that never happened at your schools? Geez, what kind of high school did you go to?”

*Wears t-shirt that says “Proud Survivor of the NVCR Internship Program”*
“Huh? Oh, I got this shirt from my internship at the radio station. No, it’s not a joke, why would it be a joke? Not many people survive radio internships, you know. I have every right to be proud of it. My best friend got eaten by the scorpions in the break room.”

sturmtruppen:

this is some anime bullshit

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dragondicks:

applebeansokay:

when i was growing up there was so much fursecution…. you couldn’t so much as murr or give scritches without being told to ‘yiff in hell’.. but now look, everyone & their grandparents has a fursona & the world is a better place because of it.

let us put our paws together and continue furword into making the world a safer place for furs everywhere! :o3

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quattuorviginti:

monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

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HOLY SHIT

SICK BURNS, MOTHERFUCKER.

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Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
6-year old: How did that happen?
Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
6-year old: Hey! Miss!
Lady: ...yes?
6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!
Lady: Thank you!
*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?

lohrien:

Illustrations by Sylar113

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