one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
GIVE ME THESE. GIVE. GIVE ME THEM.
I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.
Let’s show them we exist guys
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Now I have to get this
graveboner-deactivated20140722 said: Nice blog! Feel free to reblog my cock 😘
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE